Maximum Verbosity

Auditions for "Get Thee Behind Me, Santa"

An Inexcusably Filthy Children's Time-Travel Musical for Adults Only

"...I leaned back in my chair and tried to wash away the uncomplicated flavors of shame, bile, and monkey spit..."


It’s December 21st, 2012, and something’s gone terribly wrong with the timeline. Now it’s up to Saint Nicholas, a soft-boiled detective, and an unknown carpenter’s son named Jesus of Nazareth to set things right in this giddily blasphemous collection of musical and literary parodies!


Currently seeking actors who are in their 20s-60s or can pass. Auditionees should come prepared with a 2-minute contemporary comic monologue. There will also be cold readings from the script. All roles require at least some singing: be prepared to sing 16 bars a capella from a song of your choosing. Please bring a resume; a headshot is recommended but not necessary. Non-equity actors only.


Rehearsals will begin in early-mid October.

Monday, November 26th: tech rehearsal

Thursday, November 29th at 7:30pm: opening night
Friday, November 30th at 8:30pm
Saturday, December 1st at 8:30pm

Thursday, December 6th at 7:30pm
Friday, December 7th at 10pm
Saturday, December 8th at 8:30pm: closing night


If unavailable for any existing slots, if slots are full, or for any further questions, contact [email protected]

Location: Phoenix Theater

Created by:   phillip low
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Date (mm/dd/yyyy) Time (CDT) Available Slot
09/09/2018 (Sun.) 6:30pm - 7:00pm  

6:30-7pm Sunday (6)

2 of 6 slots filled
Erin Gassner
Al Fiene
Sounds like fun!
7:00pm - 7:30pm  

7-7:30pm Sunday (6)

5 of 6 slots filled
Andrew Rosdail
Kirstin Nelson
Scott Dutton
Tom S. Tea
Sue Gerver
7:30pm - 8:00pm  

7:30-8pm Sunday (6)

3 of 6 slots filled
Scott Pearson
Rebecca Elfprincess
8:00pm - 8:30pm  

8-8:30pm Sunday (6)

3 of 6 slots filled
Jack Kloppenborg
Eve Gray
Katie Bockhaus
8:30pm - 9:00pm  

8:30-9pm Sunday (6)

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Theo Ebarb
9:00pm - 9:30pm  

9-9:30pm Sunday (6)

3 of 6 slots filled
Tucker Brewster Schuster
Nolan Henningson
Thank You!
Dan Britt
09/10/2018 (Mon.) 6:30pm - 7:00pm  

6:30-7pm Monday (6)

5 of 6 slots filled
Luke Harger
Thank you!
Diana Wilde
Stephanie Hammon
Taylor Engel
Gary Brown
i was at 8:30.
7:00pm - 7:30pm  

7-7:30pm Monday (6)

5 of 6 slots filled
Jennifer Rathsack
Jim Christianson
Jeff Henry
Ben Lewis
7:30pm - 8:00pm  

7:30-8pm Monday (6)

3 of 6 slots filled
Ameria Ohnstad
Jen Keohen
Pat D
8:00pm - 8:30pm  

8-8:30pm Monday (6)

2 of 6 slots filled
Cindy Johnson
Nikkyra Whittaker
8:30pm - 9:00pm  

8:30-9pm Monday (6)

1 of 6 slots filled
Josh Savrin
9:00pm - 9:30pm  

9-9:30pm Monday (6)


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