An Inexcusably Filthy Children's Time-Travel Musical for Adults Only
"...I leaned back in my chair and tried to wash away the uncomplicated flavors of shame, bile, and monkey spit..."
ABOUT THE SHOW
It’s December 21st, 2012, and something’s gone terribly wrong with the timeline. Now it’s up to Saint Nicholas, a soft-boiled detective, and an unknown carpenter’s son named Jesus of Nazareth to set things right in this giddily blasphemous collection of musical and literary parodies!
Currently seeking actors who are in their 20s-60s or can pass. Auditionees should come prepared with a 2-minute contemporary comic monologue. There will also be cold readings from the script. All roles require at least some singing: be prepared to sing 16 bars a capella from a song of your choosing. Please bring a resume; a headshot is recommended but not necessary. Non-equity actors only.
Rehearsals will begin in early-mid October.
Monday, November 26th: tech rehearsal
Thursday, November 29th at 7:30pm: opening night
Friday, November 30th at 8:30pm
Saturday, December 1st at 8:30pm
Thursday, December 6th at 7:30pm
Friday, December 7th at 10pm
Saturday, December 8th at 8:30pm: closing night
If unavailable for any existing slots, if slots are full, or for any further questions, contact [email protected]