Announcing Our Contest Winners!!
Hello everyone! Our panel of judges has finished laughing through the entries and has now picked the winners in last month's "Funniest Kids Quote" contest! Thanks to everyone that submitted - we hope that it provided a fun break to the end-of-school scheduling chaos!
FIRST PRIZE: $100 Target Gift Card
At my son's 5th birthday party, he asked "Where are the Popsicles?” I told him… ”In the house, be a good boy and go get them.” 5 minutes later I noticed he gave everyone a tampon while I was grilling burgers. He said, " Daddy, what flavor are these?”
- Tim Blesser
SECOND PRIZE: $50 Target Gift Card
Once I had to take my little brother to my work to pick up my check. My brother was only 3 at the time and so everyone stopped to talk to us. Well when we ran into my boss who started talking to my little brother about everything and my little brother looked up at him and said "it's okay, sometimes hair sticks out of my nose too!" I felt my face turn bright RED!
- Emilee Vuksta
THIRD PRIZE: $25 Target Gift Card
After my son's fish died, we buried it in a box in the backyard. One day, while washing dishes, I see through the window my son digging at the grave site. I called him in and asked what he was doing, he said, "I wanted to see if he left for heaven yet."
- Becky Bibeault Van Volkinburg
I taught a 4yr. old preschool class and was greeting children and talking to parents as they arrived one morning. As I was talking to a parent a child asked me, "Are you going to have a baby?” Being overweight, I understood the question and said no, I wasn't. The child insisted and said, "You are having a baby!" to which I replied, “No, honey, I'm not, now go play.” I continued my conversation with the parent when I felt something on my leg. The child had laid down on the ground and was looking up my skirt! I quickly asked what she was doing when she replied, "I'M LOOKING FOR THE BABY!"
- Stephanie Kiser
- Erin Brooks Haag
- Lacey Moore-Lewis
- Tara Sansom-Hayden
- Jennifer Absher Lilly
Posted by Dan Rutledge